"chaos is a friend of mine" -Bob Dylan

cauliflowerbitch:

cauliflowerbitch:

polenta is that bitch…you can make her into a pizza crust, you can make her into a lemony italian cake, you can bake her till golden and throw a fried egg on top and you have breakfast, shes’ great with red sauce and mozzarella…..ok queen

A lotta polenta lovers out there..I c I c…

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fanpom-imagines:

spaced-queen:

kenihana:

weloveshortvideos:

epic

The only white foolishness I condone

I love how he respected the force and threw himself back a reasonable force distance

What nerds………………….I respect

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unpicasso:

me: I wanna move to another city as far away as possible

me when I don’t seen my mom for a week:

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thenymreaper:

snarthurt:

itsbisexualbiatch:

snarthurt:

itsbisexualbiatch:

snarthurt:

this is an england hate blog

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

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oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

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I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

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The 1800s ???????????????!

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marxism-leninism-memeism:

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dee-the-red-witch:

baconis42:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

it’s 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance’s new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos’ assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

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pipcomix:

pipcomix:

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro

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brucespringsteen:

U can only see so many caved in abandoned farmhouses and hallowed out cars on the stretch of nowheresville midwestern roads before u start to wish u were like. In love with someone

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larsinger29:

theweirdwideweb:

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This meme illustrates perfectly why academic jargon can unintentionally act as a gatekeeper, while using accessible language can make your light shine brighter than all the lights at Dollywood.

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history-and-stuff-and-things:

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